Cheese Rolling Race Cancelled

The Cooper's Hill Cheese Rolling Race is an event that has been held annually for over 200 years and is known to television viewers worldwide as That Thing They Have On ESPN Every Year With Those Crazy Brits Chasing A Lump Of Cheese Down A Hill.

Agassi And Sampras Battle On The Court

When Andre Agassi, Roger Federer, Rafael Nadal and Pete Sampras took to the court on Friday in a charity fundraiser for the Haiti earthquake victims you'd be forgiven for thinking that the rivalry would have been between Federer and Nadal who are arguably the current top two tennis players in the world. In a doubles game where entertainment was a priority over performance, with all players wearing microphones, it was the two retired players who brought their off court rivalry to a TV audience.

Pinnacle MLB Props: Part 5

Now the Spring Training games are underway and the rosters, as well as the PECOTA predictions, are a lot firmer than a month ago, it’s time to look at the remainder of the Pinnacle MLB season long props; these being for team wins/losses.

Even Jaguar Fans Don't Want Tebow

After a disaster of a SEC Championship game and with a fumble laden appearance at the Senior Bowl, it is safe to say that Tim Tebow's draft stock has plummeted over the last few months. But at least he could console himself that he was wanted somewhere, back home with the Jacksonville Jaguars. Whatever happened in the draft, the Jaguars would be there to pick their iconic resident since – as we were told numerous times – it would get the fans through the door for the failing franchise.

Adderall Is Baseball's New HGH

Over the past few months both the Commissioner's Office and The MLB Player's Association have been publicaly discussing the current elephant in the room which is casting a cloud over baseball, that being the issue of Human Growth Hormone. HGH was banned in 2005 but today there is still no test system implemented (there are no current urine tests for the drug and blood testing of players has not yet been agreed) and so Bud Selig has to rely on the morals of players to abide by the rules to keep his sport clean. However, it was that type of system that was the ultimate fuel to Selig's Steroid Era™ - relying on player morality to stamp out drugs is as smart as letting Garry Glitter look after your children.

Brady Quinn Relegated To 3rd Place

After a pretty respectable college football career, it seems like the Brady Quinn Professional Experience just keeps going downhill after NFL buzz predicts him to be nothing better than a third string quarterback in the Cleveland Browns organization in 2010. From the moment he stepped in the door at the NFL Draft, his stock has diminished; he was expected to be a top three pick, although definitely top ten, and he had one of the more uncomfortable waits that year as the Notre Dame alum ended up being drafted at #22.

Ben Roethlisberger To Get Sex Advice From Tiger Woods

Ben Roethlisberger, fresh from being involved in an alleged sexual assault in Georgia, is rumored to have contacted Tiger Woods for some much needed advice on how to get his pecker out of his pants with the minimal of interference from the media and the authorities.